Model!

The shop I work at is featured on an 'about Sheffield' website, and guess who managed to get in all of the pictures?
Check it out at http://www.spinsheffield.com/tours/Starbucks_Coffee_Co_Lower_Gallery/1

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

An older couple argue all of the way to my till about where my accent is from...finally, the husband just asks me outright whether I am Canadian or American, and with a smile I tell him. The wife jumps in with anecdotes of their recent trip to BC, telling me that in every coffee shop they went to, they could just order a 'regular' coffee, and everyone knew what they meant. Recognizing the standard TimHo's order, I smiled and asked if that was in Tim Horton's.
"Oh no dear', she replied, 'We didn't go to Tim Hortons. We went to Vancouver, and to Victoria..."